Prelude (Instrumental): Walk Right In (The Ventures)
Processional Hymn: The Stroll (The Diamonds)
Lord, Have Mercy: I'm Sorry (Brenda Lee)
Gloria: Gloria [G-L-O-R-I-A] (Them)
Alleluia: Call Me Al (Paul Simon)

or The Bird's The Word (The Rivingtons)
Gospel Acclamation: The Book of Love (The Monotones)
Responsorial Psalm: "There, I've Said it Again" (Bobby Vinton)
Offertory Hymn: [Just Give Me] Money (The Beatles)
Sanctus: Holly Holy (Neil Diamond)
Memorial Acclamation: "De-o, De-o --

Daylight Come and Me Wanna Go Home" (Harry Belafonte)
Agnus Dei: Give Peace a Chance (John Lennon)
Great Amen: Macho Men (Village People, with editorial license)
Communion: Red, Red Wine (UB40)

And, if needed: I Will [Swallow] Him

(Apologies to Little Peggy March)
Meditation: The Leader of the Pack (The Shangri-Las)
Recessional Hymn: We Gotta Get Outa This Place

(Grand Funk Railroad)
Postlude (Instrumental): Joy to The World (Three Dog Night)

or (during Lent) It's Over (Roy Orbison)