-- PLENARY & PARTIAL
Why Waste Part of Eternity in Purgatory?
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Psalms
Note 1. Dr Speedbump has not been excommunicated (yet) for the phony add above. Even the Pope has a sense of humor.
Note B. The editors of The Bible were probably grossed out by the following psalm, so they threw the scroll into the Dead Psea. Job made the cut, but this didn't. Go figure.
PSALM 151
Yea, though my fetid feet smell worse
Than the underside of an old camel's tail
And the pustules on my face are oozing
I shall not lose faith in the Lord
For He has blessed me and protects me.
No mortal being, neither my wife nor the wicked
Will approach within ten cubits
As malodorous and repulsive as I am.
