The Attention Deficit Compan
presents

An Evening of Bad Broadway Music

Act II

From The Play: Zorba Little Me Oklahoma Carousel The Music Man Peter Pan A Chorus Line Angel in the Wings:

Our Selection: The First Time "I sniff at a woman. You can't imagine how often I've sniffed at a woman, but ..." Real Live Girl "Pardon me, Miss, but I've never done this with a Real Live Girl" The Farmer and the Cowman It Was a Real Fine Clambake "The vittles we et were good, you bet ..." Gary, Indiana I've Gotta Crow Dance: Ten, Looks, Three "T*** and A**, Bought myself a fancy pair, Tightened up the derriere... T*** and A**, Had the bingo bongos done ..." Civilization "Bongo, Bongo, Bongo, I don't want to leave the Congo, [Note the number of bongos!] Oh, no, no, no, no no!"

Any applause whatsoever, no matter how pathetic, will elicit an encore.

We will then play Stump the Band ("Doc knows that one!") until the theater is empty.

A Good Will Donation, preferably a blank check (though a gold wedding ring will suffice), will be extorted from all who wish to exit. If you can't make a donation today, that's OK. Dr Speedbump, our Music Director and Bursar, will safeguard your Seiko and help you leave here humming a tune -- a really annoying tune -- that resounds in your head, day after day, night after night, over and over, until you can't take it anymore and you mail in your generous contribution. Thank You for Supporting the Arts!