To preview possible Coming Attractions, follow my Daily Blog: TheAttentionDeficitCompan.com An Attention Deficit is NOT a disorder. It is a trait. Your brain has a mind of it's own. This website is the result my attempts to channel a runaway imagination without stifling it. Please tell me what you think: DrSpeedbump@DrSpeedbump.com The adventurous can find a SITE MAP by entering through the vacant spot shown on my brain-scan. The wise will shut down their computers and spend time with family, friends or furry quadrupeds. Those who enter will find: The Attention Deficit Playhouse ~ featuring Broadway Parodies Samples of Poetry ~ the primary repository is My Daily Blog Philosophical Satire and Satirical Philosophy Quotations that Bartlett Missed Good-natured Blasphemy Fun with Words Flash Fiction A Family Album of sorts Tremendous Trivia (and other oxymorons) Choral Practice Parts for Some Classical Works Original Music Compositions: Liturgical/Satirical/Patently Absurd Several Art Galleries, with original photographs and drawings, and Stuff that Defies Categorization ~ miscategorized as "Useless" by Google and DMOZ Dubious Distinctions: The Attention Deficit Compan is listed among the top 50 sites on the entire World Wide Web -- in the "Useless Pages" category -- according to DMOZ, GOOGLE, and other directories. Also, the radiologist's report on that brain scan concluded that "the brain is unremarkable". All contents Copyright 2000-2011 -- except the plagiarism, which is clearly identified as such.